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mänskliga inspiriationskällor:
erlend loe
simon bank
jerry seinfeld
james dean
rami shaaban
hergé
robert zimmerman
tommy söderberg
mats olsson
staffan andersson
andres lokko
nick hornby
stefan schwarz

aktiviteter som tyder på att man håller på att förvandlas till erlend loe:
spela in en entimmes dokumentär om sneakers
bli förkrossad över att inte lyckas kasta spjut sjuttio meter på aftonbladets os-spel
uppmana anna att göra listor på msn till ens dagbok
ha jeans på sig i tjugoåttagradig värme

bästa ballad of a thin man-verserna:
1. Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word ”NOW”
And you say, ”For what reason?”
And he says, ”How?”
And you say, ”What does this mean?”
And he screams back, ”You’re a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home”

2. Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, ”Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan”

3. You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, ”How does it feel
To be such a freak?”
And you say, ”Impossible”
As he hands you a bone

4. You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, ”Who is that man?”
You try so hard
But you don’t understand
Just what you’ll say
When you get home

5. Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin’ around
You should be made
To wear earphones


the world according to anna (zheldon)

världens sötaste ord:
1. humla
2. kudde
3. brumma
4. nunna
5. sussa
6. sudda
7. tutte
8. nynna
9. ecklesiastikminister
10. linjal
11. bi

tack, anna


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